Sometimes the internet has the coolest stuff and I feel compelled to share it with the world. Like today, for instance. One of my friends posted this link on Facebook about what to do with those landscape paintings they often sell at thrift stores. http://twistedsifter.com/2012/04/adding-monsters-to-thrift-store-paintings/. Now I just need to learn to paint and I can enjoy hours of entertainment for about $3 and the cost of a paintbrush.
Happy painting!
Kim
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Tuesday, January 15, 2013
We made it to BuzzFeed!
Happy reading!
Wednesday, January 9, 2013
I Saw Your Future in the wild
Kim
Tuesday, January 8, 2013
I Saw Your Future and He's Not It Release Day
What do the drummer, the crier, and the guy who fled into
the night have in common? They're all men who are featured in stories from I Saw Your Future and He's Not It: A
Psychic's Guide to True Love. This entertaining relationship book published by Llewellyn Worldwide is just
in time to help get your love life (or your best friend's or your sister's or your cousin's, etc.) in order for Valentine's Day. http://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738734934
I co-wrote this book with psychic advisor Louise Helene,
who has spent many years advising her clients on their love and relationship
problems. The stories in the book are uplifting and run the gamut from touching
to hilarious. You will also learn interesting facts like why people cheat on
their partners and how much money people actually spend on their search for
true love. You'll even find exercises designed to improve your own ability to
listen to your intuition and understand what actions to take in your own life.Starting today, I Saw Your Future is available everywhere. I hope it helps bring you happiness and love in 2013.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Happy holidays!
I hope all of you are enjoying a happy holiday season. It was
great that the world didn't end like some had predicted. That would have really
put a crimp in the holiday plans. On the upside, no one would have had to pay
their post-holiday bills or worry about putting on weight after eating too much.
This year, if you gave gifts, I hope everyone on your list
loved what they got. And if you received gifts, I hope those were just what you
wanted. If you were celebrating a religious holiday, I hope it was fulfilling.
If you're ringing in a new year, I hope it's the best one yet. And if you're
doing whatever happens on Boxing Day, I hope it involves plenty of boxes or
boxing.
So happy holidays. I hope you're surrounded by family and
friends if you want, or quiet and solitude if you prefer. And have a wonderful
2013!
Kim
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
I SAW YOUR FUTURE shipping early!
Are you looking for the perfect gift for that hard-to-buy-for woman on your Christmas list? Good news: Our new book I SAW YOUR FUTURE AND HE'S NOT IT: A PSYCHIC'S GUIDE TO TRUE LOVE has started shipping a month early! http://www.amazon.com/Saw-Your-Future-Hes-Not/dp/0738734934/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1341954742&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=I+saw+your+future+and+he%27s
Technically, the release date is still January 8, 2013, but the gods of the publishing universe must have realized they were missing out on sales by not selling it until after the holidays. So it's here for your gift shopping convenience, not to mention offering help to those of you who would like to find "Mr. Right" to spend New Year's Eve with.
Happy reading!
Technically, the release date is still January 8, 2013, but the gods of the publishing universe must have realized they were missing out on sales by not selling it until after the holidays. So it's here for your gift shopping convenience, not to mention offering help to those of you who would like to find "Mr. Right" to spend New Year's Eve with.
Happy reading!
Saturday, December 8, 2012
Career change?
A career change seems appropriate. Sure, writing's nice and all, but I might be better suited for a career in TV. No, not acting. That would demand that I don't gain weight and sometimes have to kiss perfect strangers on camera.
No, I'm thinking more along the lines of television programming. I plan to sell my services to rival TV networks. Whoever pays me the most will get me to watch their rival networks' new season of TV shows. If I'm watching the shows, that will guarantee that no one else on the planet will watch them and they'll be immediately cancelled. No matter how good they are.
Think of the advantage for the network that pays me! The obvious implication here is that no matter how lousy the shows that my employing network is producing, they'll stay on the air as long as I don't watch them. No matter how excellent the rival networks' shows are, they'll be cancelled!
You might wonder what qualifies me for this particular line of work. Let me give you some examples of great shows that I watched that were cancelled within their first season: Firefly. I loved Firefly. Everyone who ever watched Firefly loved it. That was the best show ever. And it had a target on its forehead before the first episode even aired. Remember Moonlight with the vampires and the reporter? Gone. Last season I watched The Finder. Apparently everyone heard that I liked it because it was cancelled.
Maybe you think this is just a recent phenomenon that's occurring because of the heightened competition for viewers in an internet world. But no, my ability to kill a TV show has existed for years. There was a TV show on years ago based on the Mortal Kombat video game. It was terrific. And it was cancelled. They left me hanging after the end of Season 1.
Thankfully there have been some exceptions over the years, and I'm grateful that my curse didn't afflict shows like Grimm and Person of Interest. I foolishly watched those shows from their first episodes, laughing at fate and daring the networks to cancel them. But somehow they managed to survive, even though I was watching. These shows were the exception, and too many others succumbed to my kiss of death.
This year the curse has struck again. I've been enjoying 666 Park Avenue and Last Resort, only to learn recently that they're both going the way of other entertaining programs that weren't identical to every other show on TV. What's wrong with just giving a show a chance to build an audience?
But enough whining. As long as the networks are going to mess with me anyway, I might as well make some money from it. So, attention TV executives: If you want to see your rivals' new season go the way of the dinosaur, just write a check to me. And don't be stingy. You're going to have to outbid all the other networks, otherwise my curse will be used against you. Nothing personal; it's just business. I look forward to working with you.
Kim
No, I'm thinking more along the lines of television programming. I plan to sell my services to rival TV networks. Whoever pays me the most will get me to watch their rival networks' new season of TV shows. If I'm watching the shows, that will guarantee that no one else on the planet will watch them and they'll be immediately cancelled. No matter how good they are.
Think of the advantage for the network that pays me! The obvious implication here is that no matter how lousy the shows that my employing network is producing, they'll stay on the air as long as I don't watch them. No matter how excellent the rival networks' shows are, they'll be cancelled!
You might wonder what qualifies me for this particular line of work. Let me give you some examples of great shows that I watched that were cancelled within their first season: Firefly. I loved Firefly. Everyone who ever watched Firefly loved it. That was the best show ever. And it had a target on its forehead before the first episode even aired. Remember Moonlight with the vampires and the reporter? Gone. Last season I watched The Finder. Apparently everyone heard that I liked it because it was cancelled.
Maybe you think this is just a recent phenomenon that's occurring because of the heightened competition for viewers in an internet world. But no, my ability to kill a TV show has existed for years. There was a TV show on years ago based on the Mortal Kombat video game. It was terrific. And it was cancelled. They left me hanging after the end of Season 1.
Thankfully there have been some exceptions over the years, and I'm grateful that my curse didn't afflict shows like Grimm and Person of Interest. I foolishly watched those shows from their first episodes, laughing at fate and daring the networks to cancel them. But somehow they managed to survive, even though I was watching. These shows were the exception, and too many others succumbed to my kiss of death.
This year the curse has struck again. I've been enjoying 666 Park Avenue and Last Resort, only to learn recently that they're both going the way of other entertaining programs that weren't identical to every other show on TV. What's wrong with just giving a show a chance to build an audience?
But enough whining. As long as the networks are going to mess with me anyway, I might as well make some money from it. So, attention TV executives: If you want to see your rivals' new season go the way of the dinosaur, just write a check to me. And don't be stingy. You're going to have to outbid all the other networks, otherwise my curse will be used against you. Nothing personal; it's just business. I look forward to working with you.
Kim
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