Monday, October 15, 2018

Bigfoot's Book Review

Just got a fantastic celebrity book review for my novel BIGFOOT CSI! Check it out:

"Two big, hairy thumbs up for BIGFOOT CSI! The author Sullivan just seems to get me, you know? I laughed, I cried, I bellowed, and I knocked on trees with a big stick.

I read this book over a long, rainy weekend when I was stuck inside a tent that I had liberated from a troop of Boy Scouts by howling outside and making them pee their khaki shorts all the way home. They left behind hot dogs and marshmallows, along with a copy of this book, so it was a good weekend.

If you haven't read BIGFOOT CSI yet, stop skulking in the woods trying to catch me with my proverbial pants down and go get yourself a copy. It's time to learn what Bigfoot is really like."

Verified reviewer: Bigfoot

Thursday, October 11, 2018

Premarital Hermiting

For anyone getting married soon, I have two words for you: Premarital Hermiting. What does that mean? It means that if you're getting married in the next few months, you must lock yourself in your house and stop meeting people until after the wedding.